<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5714340365439626949</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:34:08.038-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Sad World of Miss Vagina Galore</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5714340365439626949/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Vagina Galore</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08274358581102323050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5714340365439626949.post-8057393199558449591</id><published>2009-03-21T10:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-21T11:05:16.151-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Alas, the time goes by fast!</title><content type='html'>Indeed, The Queen itself has been »very« busy lately.&lt;br /&gt;Suffering from an illness, which hit her with the speed of light, dragged to the nearest hospital by the &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;dreadful&lt;/span&gt; Memories. These »Memories« s/he had about the same illness s/he had, were truly »horrid«.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, The widow is locked inside four walls, hidden from all the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Good&lt;/span&gt;. Yes, S/he truly sits in there with PRIDE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5714340365439626949-8057393199558449591?l=vaginagalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/feeds/8057393199558449591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/2009/03/alas-time-goes-by-fast.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5714340365439626949/posts/default/8057393199558449591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5714340365439626949/posts/default/8057393199558449591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/2009/03/alas-time-goes-by-fast.html' title='Alas, the time goes by fast!'/><author><name>Vagina Galore</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08274358581102323050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5714340365439626949.post-3340340529054967860</id><published>2009-02-08T10:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-08T10:48:24.152-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Afternoon Tea</title><content type='html'>As the old Miss Galore sat by the livingroom table, having her afternoon Tea, Listening to old Records on her &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;fabulous&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;gramophone&lt;/span&gt;. Ah yes, s/he sighed, Loneliness! the only thing I &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;enjoy&lt;/span&gt; in this life. S/he nicely laid the tea cup on the table and stood carefully up, lifted the veil infront of her face, walked to her gramophone and lifted the needle off the record. Walked back to her little Tea table and lifted the tea cup gently, and left for the kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While s/he was in the kitchen, s/he lifted up her black feather pen and wrote on a old paper;&lt;br /&gt;"Consider This; The &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;True&lt;/span&gt; meaning of &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;LOVE&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5714340365439626949-3340340529054967860?l=vaginagalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/feeds/3340340529054967860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/2009/02/afternoon-tea.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5714340365439626949/posts/default/3340340529054967860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5714340365439626949/posts/default/3340340529054967860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/2009/02/afternoon-tea.html' title='Afternoon Tea'/><author><name>Vagina Galore</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08274358581102323050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5714340365439626949.post-3206636227447668476</id><published>2009-02-07T10:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-07T10:05:06.049-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This Widow has finally laid her old bones to rotten.</title><content type='html'>The Queen's eyes turned black due to the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;horrid&lt;/span&gt; »Dissapointment« S/he experienced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, my children, this is truly a sad story, Yet, a true story indeed!&lt;br /&gt;Betrayed by her beloved one, her eyes slowly turned off black. Waiting for her prince to return, waiting, time, this bizarre thing she had no idea about. Days went by, months, years, still it felt like yesterday for this &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;old&lt;/span&gt; widow. S/&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;he&lt;/span&gt; Never showed her &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Beautiful&lt;/span&gt; yet &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;rotten&lt;/span&gt; Face, Always Hidden underneath The most »Divine« &amp;amp; Expensive mourning veils.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, Miss Galore wasnt a cheap lady, Oh no.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5714340365439626949-3206636227447668476?l=vaginagalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/feeds/3206636227447668476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/2009/02/this-widow-has-finally-laid-her-old.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5714340365439626949/posts/default/3206636227447668476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5714340365439626949/posts/default/3206636227447668476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vaginagalore.blogspot.com/2009/02/this-widow-has-finally-laid-her-old.html' title='This Widow has finally laid her old bones to rotten.'/><author><name>Vagina Galore</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08274358581102323050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
